Tuesday, February 07, 2012

SALN salacious!

In what appears to be a result of excesses of the past administration, some civil servants are up in arms about the revised Statement of Assets and Liabilities and Net Worth (SALN)  form which they are  required to submit to the Civil Service Commission. They believe it is an invasion of privacy as well as plain silly!

Anyway, especially for the benefit of those not in the civil service, I am posting what a typical SALN form of a civil servant really looks like! Enjoy. Judge for yourself. As the Roman adage goes "The more corrupt the Republic the more are the forms..." ooops I meant the laws!


 AND DISCLOSURE OF BUSINESS INTERESTS, FINANCIAL CONNECTIONS
AND RELATIVE/S IN THE GOVERNMENT SERVICE
As of December 31, 2011
(Required by R.A. Nos. 3019 and 6713)

               (Note: Husband and Wife who are both public officials or employees may
                           file the required statements jointly or separately.)
                                                         Jointly filed.      Separately filed

Name   DELA CRUZ       JUAN              BIKTIMA                        Position: TAXPAYER
           (Surname)        (First Name)       (Middle Initial)              Office BUREAU OF UNDERPAID GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES
Address ≈ NA 123 Bahaybahayan Street                                                                                    Office Address MANILA
             _________________                        

 I am married.      I am not married. 

Spouse _DELA CRUZ_MARIA            ASA  PA                              Position MAYBAHAY
             (Surname)     (First Name)     (Middle Initial)                 Office: DE LA CRUZ CONDOMINIUMS INC 
                                                                                                Office Address _ NA  123 BAHAYBAHAYAN STREET _________________________________
                                                                                                           
Unmarried Children below 18 years of age living in his/her household: (use additional sheet/s, if necessary)
                              Name                                                                        Date of Birth

1. JUNIOR                                                                                                        1 JAN 2007
2. INENG                                                                                              1 JAN 2009
3  GLORYA MAKAPAL ARRRREO                                                             5 APRIL ….      

 I have no children below 18 years of age living in my household.

ASSETS, LIABILITIES AND NET WORTH

I. ASSETS (including that of declarant’s spouse and unmarried children below 18 years of age living in his/her household)

A. REAL PROPERTY/IES (use additional sheet/s, if necessary)
KIND
(Res./Comm./ Agri., etc.)
NATURE OF PROPERTY (Paraphernal, conjugal or community)
LOCATION
ACQUISITION
ASSESSED VALUE
FAIR MARKET VALUE
ACQUISITION COST*
MODE
YEAR
Land, Building, others
Improvement/s
RESIDENCE
CONJUGAL
SA BUKID
PURCHASE
2005
1.00
0.50
2.00
WALA NO!



























                                                                                                                                                    TOTAL: 0.50
B. PERSONAL PROPERTY/IES AND OTHER ASSETS (use additional sheet/s, if necessary)
TANGIBLE
ACQUISITION
ACQUISITION COST*
MODE
   YEAR
CELLPHONE
PURCHASE
2010
2000.00
INTANGIBLE



ANGKING TALINO AT KAGWAPUHAN
INHERITANCE
1968
0.00
SEX APPEAL
PURCHASE
2009
1.00
      TOTAL: 2001 

*For computation purposes, use acquisition cost. Properties of unmarried children below 18 years of age living in his/her household shall be excluded as well as the paraphernal/exclusive properties of spouse, in case of separate filing.
TOTAL ASSETS (A+B)=_2006.50                                                                                             
II. LIABILITIES (including that of declarant’s spouse and unmarried children below 18 years of age living in his/her household)
NATURE
NAME OF CREDITOR/S
*OUTSTANDING BALANCE
KALULUWANG NAKASANGLA
SATANAS PAWNSHOP/ IMF/WB
1,000,000,000,000,000.00









(use additional sheet/s, if necessary)                                                                             TOTAL: 1,000,000,000,000,000.00
*In the computation of outstanding balance, properties of unmarried children below 18 years of age living in his/her household shall be excluded as well as the paraphernal/exclusive properties of spouse, in case of separate filing.
III. NET WORTH (TOTAL ASSETS (I) LESS TOTAL LIABILITIES (II) = NET WORTH (III)

                                                                                                     TOTAL NET WORTH: -999999997998.00


AMOUNT AND SOURCES OF GROSS INCOME
(ALL amounts received from ALL sources for the preceding calendar year)
NATURE  
(salary/income, business, etc.)
SOURCES
AMOUNT
SALARY INCOME
EMPLOYMENT
200,000.00






(use additional sheet/s, if necessary)
                                                                                                                                    TOTAL: _200,000.00_

AMOUNT OF PERSONAL AND FAMILY EXPENSES
(for the preceding calendar year)
PERSONAL EXPENSES
ESTIMATED AMOUNT
FAMILY EXPENSES
ESTIMATED AMOUNT
PANG-TSIKS AT GIMIK
2,000,000.00
PARA KAY MISIS
1.00



    
(use additional sheet/s, if necessary)
                                                          TOTAL : 2,000.000.00                                        TOTAL : 1.00

AMOUNT OF INCOME TAXES PAID
(for the preceding calendar year)
NATURE
AMOUNT
Compensation
25,000.00
Business Income
1.0
Other Income
0
(use additional sheet/s, if necessary)                                                                           
TOTAL : 25,001.00

BUSINESS INTERESTS AND FINANCIAL CONNECTIONS
(Declarant/Spouse/Unmarried Children below 18 years of age living in the household of declarant)
(Use Additional Sheet/s, if necessary)

  I/We don’t have any business interests and financial connections.
Name of Entity/Business Enterprise
Business Address
Nature of Business Interest and/or Financial Connection
Date of Acquisition of Interest or Connection
RONALD NILAMAS Pirated DVD
Stall 007, Pasillo 1
STOCKHOLDER
1 Jan 2005










RELATIVE/S IN THE GOVERNMENT
(Up to the 4th civil degree of relationship, either by consanguinity or affinity, including bilas, inso and balae)
(Use Additional Sheet/s, if necessary)

  I/We don’t know of any relative/s in Government.
Name of Relative
Relationship
Position
Name of Office/Address
NOYNOY AQUINO
ITINAKWIL KO NA!
PENOY NG PILIPINAS
MALACANANG
RENATO CORONA
ITINAKWIL KO NA RIN!
TSIP JUSTIISIN ANG IMPITSMENT
SUPREME VICTORIA COURT
MANNY PACQUIAO
NINONG
BOKSINGERO/CONGRESSMAN
GEN SAN CITY

I/We hereby certify that these are my/our true and detailed assets, liabilities, net worth, amount and sources of income, personal and family expenses, amount of income taxes paid, business interests, and financial connections, including those of my spouse and my/our children below 18 years of age living in my household, and the name/s of my relative/s in the Government, as of December 31, 2011 as required by and in accordance with Republic Act No. 3019 and 6713.

I/We hereby authorize the Ombudsman or his duly authorized representative to obtain and secure from all appropriate agencies, including the Bureau of Internal Revenue, such documents that may show such assets, liabilities, net worth, business interests, and financial connections, including those of my spouse and my/our children below 18 years of age living in my household, covering previous years, and if possible, including the year I/we first assumed office in Government.

I/We further undertake to produce all supporting documents for each of the entries herein made when required.


Declarants’ Signature: __________________________       ______________________________         
Date: ____________________________                              Date: ____________________________ 


(For Separate Filing) Spouse’s Signature: _________________________    
                                              Date: ____________________________ 

SUBSCRIBED AND SW   ORN TO before me on this _______ day of ______________, 20______, affiant(s) exhibiting his/her/their tax identification number(s) _______________________________ and employee number(s) ______________________________.
                                                                                                             
                                   ______________________________
(Person Administering Oath)                                                                                                

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